Sing Me Spanish Techno

How can anyone sing techno? I mean, honestly you can't really sing it.

I have been thinking of giving myself a PHD in pop music science. I could be a pop scientist. It would be cool. Isolating a hook from Poker Face and mixing it with the electronic drum beat from Mercy. I'd combine them with probably the rhythm guitar riff from Great DJ. I honestly don't know what these would combine into, but that is why I need a grant! I need to isolate these musical moments to understand what makes pop music so....well awesome.

Once again the list is:

1. The keyboard loop from Poker Face by Lady Gaga
2. The electronic Drum beat from Mercy by Duffy
3. The Rhythm guitar riff from The Great DJ by The Ting Tings

I'd like to know what these would do together.

Get a job you punk!

Sometimes I wonder why so many people have awesome quotes. I never have awesome quotes. Ever! My quote? Don't Panic. Yeah, two words. I'm not sure two words count as a quote. What is the rules on quotes? Is it three words or more? Obviously I didn't major in English. I wanted to, but I refuse to learn the learn of quotes. Maybe there is no rule....

I know that a haiku is made up of three lines. 5, 7, 5. That's 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables for anyone that doesn't know that rule.

I need a cool quote.
Something that isn't two words.
Don't panic won't do

Just saying....

Seeing is believing, and reading isn't seeing.

I have always found that titles are hard for me to create. I always find them to be ultra pretentious. I'm not sure why I have such a hang up with titles. I suppose it may have something to do with other great titles. Seriously, with great titles come great responsibility.

Top 5 favorite titles

1. Way Too Normal

2. The Hazards of Love

3. Death By Sexy

4. Rock and Roll

5. Killing Yourself to Live: 85% a True Story

Normally I would be explaining why, but it is very late. Perhaps that will be my next post...